My feet hurt, and I'm incredibly tired, but today...
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
Hey darling! Yes, you! Stop scrolling. I want to...
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Why is it that as soon as I need to revise I find...
Also… I’d rather be doing this in a coffee shop. Shame it’s all online and my laptop is broken.
For all Karen and Matt shippers...
mattandkaz: keepcalmanddontblink: Today, whilst inside a Williams and Sonoma, my cousin and I decided to act a little cheeky and search the wedding registries for any Matt Smiths. The first couple that popped up was a Matt Smith and Karen G. We literally screamed in front of all the customers. #The first thing they asked for was a Star Wars waffle maker #Sounds legit