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I’m a Girl / Boy. I am a morning person. I am a perfectionist. With most things. I am an only child. I am Catholic. I am currently in my PJs. I am currently pregnant. I am currently suffering from a broken heart. I am left handed. I am married. I am addicted to MySpace, Twitter, TUMBLR, Facebook. I’m shy around the opposite sex. I bite my nails. I currently regret something I have done. When I...
paranoia: lol everyone thinks you're boring and ugly haha someones talking about you right now omg your friends don't even like you that much they just pretend because they don't wanna sound mean but really you bore them and are so awkward no one can even bear to talk to you and everyone thinks you're weird because you actually are haha you're gonna die alone.
December 24th 10pm Eastern Standard Time
I can’t believe a year went by so fast.
December 24th 9pm Eastern Standard Time
From here on in I shoot without a script.
Em and her best friend
robinhj: I find it slightly creepy my dad made a gif of me…. >.>
Hula Teacher: Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo: It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich...
Hula Teacher: "Pudge" is a fish?
Lilo: And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said 'a tuna sandwich'. I can't give Pudge tuna!
Lilo: Do you know what tuna *is*?
Hula Teacher: Fish?
Lilo: [hysterical] It's fish! If I give Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is... is... stinkin' tuna!
Hula Teacher: Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important?
Lilo: [calmly] Pudge controls the weather.
The 25th GIF in your folder is the special guest...
smile-itscontagious: acciodoublestuff: ask-massivewanker: thegifinyourfolder: Submitted by: herpinmyderplikeyeah I like this. He’s awesome. I AM TOTALLY OKAY WITH THIS. A;ERUGVWMNRSLHIUHADFVVC. Oh this is more than ok. ;)
A conversation with my publisher's marketing...
cassandraclare: Them: We were thinking of making rings. Me: Rings? Them: Like the Herondale ring, the Morgenstern ring, the Carstairs ring . . for giveaways. Me: How many rings? Them: We were thinking nine. Me: You’re going to make nine rings? Them: Yes…? Me: Can you make me one Ring to rule them all? Them: Um…. Me: Well, it was worth a shot. This is why I love Cassie Clare so...
Kiss Me, it's beginning to snow.
Because of tumblr I know everything about TV shows...
when i was 16, i had a fake i.d. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself...– god bless drag queens (via dykestar) that is the best thing ive ever heard (via bbones)
we-are-all-stardust: 1. Your boy side [x] you love hoodies. [x] you love jeans. [ ] dogs are better than cats. [x] it’s hilarious when people get hurt [ ] shopping is torture. [ ] sad movies suck. [ ] you own a car racing game. [x] you played with hot wheels cars as a kid.  at some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. [ ] you owned a ds, ps2, n64, or sega.  you used to be...
a pill a day
gowiththaflow: a pill a day will keep the demons away those demons that attack from the inside out.. yes, without a doubt a pill a day, will keep the demons away. yeah thats what they say.. but if the demons are all in your mind, is the pill nothing more than a blind? it does no matter.. just take a pill a day so you can become the star of society’s play. here you are, there you where, someday...