June 2012
29 posts
crumbelievable:
do you ever have imaginary/potential conversations with people in your head but then catch yourself accidentally mouthing the words out or making faces that would go along with your reactions in the conversation
me 24/7
buttgenie:
have you ever had really mean thoughts and snarky whiny remarks in your head oh my god because in my mind i’m an even bigger asshole than i let everybody think i am
mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou:
everyones complaining it’s really hot and im just sitting here in england like
“I find it really offensive when people say that the emotional experiences of...”
– John Green (via lancasterandwaters)
So I had no voice at work today, and since I work...
thesoundofacolour:
I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store,asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human.…it was the most adorable, awkward situation I had ever...
Watchnamelessimperfections:
kissedmequiteinsane:
the-runawayartist:
aurorashighonlife:
sometimelow:
alangwiggy:
Not even gonna lie, but that was a brilliant advertisement
i have chills
best commercial
:’)
when commercials make you want to cry
Why is google making me feel things. I don’t understand.
elmo666:
THIS IS NAMED MOURNING WOMAN ON ISTOCKPHOTO??
THATS NOT THE FACE OF A MOURNING WOMAN THATS THE FACE OF AN EVIL BUSINESS WOMAN WHO JUST KILLED THE COMPETITION
Time Makes No Mistakes: fairytales-and-sunkenlies:... →
Which Avengers character are you?
Tony Stark/ Iron Man:
[x] You like booze
[] You are the life of the party
[x] You love gadgets
[] You can be rather cocky
[] Your favorite color is red or gold
[x] You’re good with computers
[x] You use sarcasm a lot
[] You love getting attention
[] You’re good at mechanics
[] You have issues with your parents
4/10
Dr. Bruce Banner/ The...
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SHIT I CAN'T MAKE UP: Convo between my 7year-old...
(Names have been altered slightly, just in case.)
Josie: I have a new crusshhhhh
Matt: Me too! On a boy!
Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
Matt: Yeah he's really cute.
Pearl: Oh.
(pause for a bit)
Matt: Boys can like boys. I just an't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
Me: Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.
Matt: Really?
Josie: YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.
Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
Dave: (from across the room) No you can't you're seven.
(Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage. I almost cried out of happiness. Later, when I was asked if boys could kiss anyone they wanted, I replied "only if they want to kiss you back." And Josie responded "Yeah! Your body your life.")
My students are the shit.
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pumpkintownmayor:
speedofdarkness:
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