brownitapplebum: near naked. →
This is an (admittedly long) article which uses a sexual assault as part of the context for the conversation, but it’s a really (and I hate using this phrase) thought provoking piece. “In believing that I am a smart, strong woman, do I automatically forfeit my right to be proud of my body, to feel sexy, to feel wanted? Can I walk out into the world in a mini-dress and reasonably...
lezbehonestnow: that feeling you get when someone you absolutely hate is loved by literally everyone for reasons beyond your fucking imagination
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard...
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
Person: Theatre is stupid
Person: Musicals are gay
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
My dad and I just went to IKEA to get new chairs...
Watch what I can make Pavlov do. As soon as I drool he smiles, writes in his...– Pavlov’s Dog (via emiiquinn)
Harry Potter as a teen comedy…
I AM SO GLAD I PRESSED PLAY.
pantere: do you ever sometimes think dirty thoughts when you’re in a public place and then start to think about if someone is telepathic so you start throwing around random things in your head like ooh cupcakes
i truly genuinely feel sorry for all the people who try to talk to me and get disappointed and upset because i probably sound like i don’t want to talk to them when i actually just don’t know what to say I’M SORRY
-bobella-: My hairy legs have a lot more to do with my laziness than my feminist leanings.