Emily

thex-kid: unicow-nak-nak: hallowedhorrors: skindeap: 8-inch...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:20:27 +0100

unicow-nak-nak:

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

This site scares me so much.

Reblogging because that damn comment

tymethiefslongerthoughts: kawaiimon: theinturnet: Why...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:18:51 +0100

tymethiefslongerthoughts:

kawaiimon:

theinturnet:

Why promote a company but not add a link?

http://www.childsown.com/

Now that’s just cool.

seppius: jaimelannister: “If you think this has a happy...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:00:06 +0100

seppius:

jaimelannister:

“If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention.”

#why do i even like this series

alexander-7he-great: panfans: Redheaded Club [x] ALWAYS...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 11:36:24 +0100

alexander-7he-great:

panfans:

Redheaded Club [x]

ALWAYS REBLOG THIS MAN

ghdos: God, I love this.

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 21:09:00 +0100

ghdos:

God, I love this.

cherryblossombarrage: brachiosaurs: improbablenormality: caraknightley: puffer fish are so cute...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 21:03:41 +0100

cherryblossombarrage:

brachiosaurs:

improbablenormality:

caraknightley:

puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw

TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!

I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.

#the bruce banner of the sea

Photo

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 15:22:30 +0100

Photo

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 15:15:52 +0100

consulting-violinist: of-hobbits-and-men: the-girl-with-the-mou...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 15:13:11 +0100

consulting-violinist:

of-hobbits-and-men:

the-girl-with-the-mousy-hair:

of-hobbits-and-men:

so basically my spanish teacher dressed up as a buffalo yesterday

Please explain the abundance of Teletubbies in your spanish class.

so basically mr. stratford is in love with the teletubbies and makes us sing the theme song for him

it’s terrifying

your spanish teacher is a very strange man

safe-behind-bars: IM SHARING THIS FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 15:09:57 +0100

safe-behind-bars:

IM SHARING THIS FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW PERFECT THIS IS.

jayg4tsby: proverbialbook-shelf: beardlythoughts: fuckyeahnach...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 14:59:48 +0100

"The Twins" - depicting the attacks of 9/11

"A Boo Grave" - depicting Abu Ghraib prisoner abuse and torture

"GOT HIM" - depicts Seal Team 6 's raid and takedown of Osama Bin Laden

"Dear Leader" - depicting North Korea and their threats against the world.

"White Nights" - depicting Jim Jones and the fall of Jamestown

"Obama Nation" - depicting Obama's rise to presidency and politics

"Holy Smoke" - depicting a monk, Thich Quang Duc who burned himself, protesting the Vietnam War

"Acid Washed" - depicting acid attacks in Muslim countries

jayg4tsby:

proverbialbook-shelf:

beardlythoughts:

fuckyeahnachosandabj:

batfeathers:

castaa:

Jonathan Hobin Re-Creates the World’s Most Infamous Tragedies with Children

more of the album here

wow i find these so incredibly interesting, i don’t even know why, i just can’t stop looking at them.

i guess that’s good art?

Wow

I kinda feel like that’s a fucked up thing to do with kids

really fucked up. but i guess it all just shows how some of the world’s tragedies are caused from immaturity, naivety, and ignorance (in the sense that you don’t realize you have so much more to learn and that it isn’t just about you. it’s about all of us.)

We learned about these in my photo class. Really thought-provoking images.

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend: My AP euro teacher wouldn’t...

Mon, 27 May 2013 21:39:26 +0100

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

sourcedumal: faramon: ilovemysassysuperman: itskalynbitch: no...

Mon, 27 May 2013 21:31:58 +0100

sourcedumal:

faramon:

ilovemysassysuperman:

itskalynbitch:

notanotherginger:

Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real.

I think I’m in love.

She’s so tiny.

But she could kill me.

Great.

^ That

I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.

cassandraclare: Cool project! fandom-mused-fandom-games: 1...

Mon, 27 May 2013 16:31:35 +0100

cassandraclare:

Cool project!

fandom-mused-fandom-games:

1 note = 1 pixel for your fandom’s symbol (shown above) in an art piece I’m making

If you would like to see all of the fandoms, look through these posts

IF YOU DON’T SEE YOUR FANDOM, send me a message saying what fandoms I missed and I’ll add them

If you would like to know more about the project, read this post

FOLLOW ME TO KEEP UPDATED ON THE PROJECT/SEE THE FINISHED PROJECT

themajesticmountainscold: moffats-army: theuppitynegras: siuilaruin: aria-brook: gentlenight: w...

Mon, 27 May 2013 16:25:35 +0100

themajesticmountainscold:

moffats-army:

theuppitynegras:

siuilaruin:

aria-brook:

gentlenight:

wallflowersperk:

penchant-for-raising-cain:

“You fight like a girl.”

I’m sorry

I didn’t

realise

that

was

a

bad

thing

Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more.

yeah

so sorry

i can’t hear you

over the sound

of me crushing my enemies

This list

was looking

a little

white

so here you go

watch tha

bodies hit

tha floor

this is the best post on tumblr, hands down

Photo

Mon, 27 May 2013 16:24:57 +0100

ayeleesh: when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:13:32 +0100

ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

la-hire-ships-it: notyouraveragepornblog: blasianxbri: mamamor...

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:04:55 +0100

la-hire-ships-it:

notyouraveragepornblog:

blasianxbri:

mamamorgantayl0r:

This is beautiful. And on the topic of sleepovers and kids getting stuck in uncomfortable situations: My mom and I had a code, ever since my first sleepover. I would always call home to say goodnight, and if I asked “How is the cat doing?”, it meant that I wasn’t comfortable and I wanted her to pick me up. I did use this code a few times, and whenever I did, my mom came up with the excuses for me. I was never stuck at a sleepover I didn’t want to be at - and as a child with anxiety and social phobia, this was a great system.

posts like these are the reason i love tumblr

Summer for a day with my favorite girl!

Sat, 25 May 2013 16:26:22 +0100

Summer for a day with my favorite girl!

luhvmedead: bethlosthermind: Why can’t more people think like...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:12:44 +0100

luhvmedead:

bethlosthermind:

Why can’t more people think like John Green?

this is probably my favorite john green quotation ever.